Figure lah!

Whats more commonplace than a babe in a single guy's blog? I am surprised that I have never brought up this topic, more surprising cos my aal doesnt read this blog and I am gonna surprise myself by describing 2D geometry aka Singaporean babes. Anyone who has visited Singapore or caught a glimpse of in Discovery would know what I am talking about. For the rest, the girls in Singapore can vie for the highest honours and can put models n actresses and pop singers to shame...of the jenifer lopez variety where the only selling point is whats behind...I read somewhere that the average vital stats has become 32-28-38. Although Singaporeans are not to blame for this (their birth rate is alarming - not the alarm we here in India), the ever increasing Chinese population in the world is doing the stats no good. The author attributed this change to the decreased interest of the frontal view by the males and increased passion to do something from behind...and this has made the female species evolve biologically. Its a sad thing to note good things disappear from this earth! I detest pamelas but I wouldnt mind a handful! Before I shock everyone and digress too much from the topic, coming back to Singapoean babes...

Singapoean gals
They are beauties with their long legs (well, compared to their body size) and compulsory short skirts, mini shorts n skimpy outfits, n most of them being skinny by default, they resemble angels descended to ensure a visual treat to the mere mortals..And if they happen to wear jeans, its a must to have a low cut one with the navel exposed so that the onlookers wont condemn their attire with a typical slur u get from the general public (definitely not the coll going variety) when a girl in India tries to wear anything but a sari showcasing their middle tier. Now probably u will side with me when I proclaim that the sari is the sexiest cloth to wear. It describes the radius of curvatures and maxima and minima like none other. I think the more u leave it to the imagination of the guys, the better u look!

Gimme more...
Oh they are drop dead gorgeous...and when they turn around, u can drop dead. Their face is the first turn off..There is a famous phrase here..."Cover the face, fire the base". And once in a while, u might be wondering if ur sexual orientation has changed..cos u realise that u have been following the rong kinda "gal". For starters, the guys dont expose their navels..so thts a good indication..Honestly, I cant think of any other proper differentiation. It all comes with experience though..so dont worry lah.. Well, their waistline is pretty good and u get an occasional peek, if u r close enuf.. All this when yours truly is wrapped up in a sweater or jacket to such an extent that if I just go without them, I get remarks like "You look handsome today", "What happened to u, r u alrite?".. I pity the babes who have to bear it all to the chillness of A/C present everywhere here, just to maintain their dressing decorum...I guess that sums it up..

Varieties
There are 2 types of singaporean gals. One type will allow their bf to fondle them in public, the other will fondle their bf in public. I have never seen both of them fondle each other..(Dudes wake up, birth rate alarm). I havent been to many other countries, but I guess singapore will have the highest number of ppl cuddling and fondling in public but very less kissing. Buses, trains, shopping malls, markets, u name it.. But theatres, parks, beaches, the traditional indian hangouts, u will hardly find any of these closeness..I just cant theorise a reason why..

The Men ?
A recent discovery travel and adventure channel documentary had this to say. 90% of Singaporean men have monster sperms. Dont get high cos its supposed to be the less fertile variety. So coupled with the birth rate, and lack of coupling with lot of women preferring to stay single until well past 30, u really doubt their caliber. They take pig organ soup to increase their virality. I heard rumours that even the girls in geylang arent satisfied nowadays (Geylang is like Amsterdam).

The Government
I have to be politically correct here. I would advice you to go through the spell check software at www. gov. sg before u post any comments to avoid any legal wranglings later. Atleast one blog owner has already been prosecuted as far as what I heard. I wouldnt wanna take risk as this would probably be my only post on this damned (to be read as darling) country. The government is taking measures to increase birth rate. Those who have 3 children or more get extra benefits (Those who r planning to come to singapore should therefore do some homework). Every year children born on New Year, Chinese new year and my birthday are given gifts and their parents are given preferances for getting houses. People are given day off to "try". All the islands around singapore have concessions and special packages for couples. Wow! is what I hear from u..."Woh Lau, too much work lah, no time for holiday" is what I hear here. "Alamah!" is what I hear from my neighbour. No wonder so many malaysians migrate here, for they have avg of 4 children each. And with the govt's penchant for importing foreign skilled labour and atheletes n stuff to do their work for them, I wonder......

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Simple Pleasures of Life

What exactly is pleasure? Nowadays, if you think of pleasure, mostly your thoughts gets irrevocably wound up about the richest billion-dollar industry deriving its wealth from showcasing one of the simple pleasures of life available day and night to everyone, rich or poor, man or woman, human or animal...I guess u know what...

Anywayz, let me get to the crux of my post. I found a fitting example in "Vellai Pookal" from Kannathil Muthamittal carrying beautiful verses about the simple pleasures strewn all over this world, yet men and women so careless, carefree and categorically too busy to stop over and have a look at those.

Mann mel manjal velicham vizhugave
Manathe sombal murithu ezhugave
Kuzhandai vizhikkattume thaayin katha kathappil
Ulagam vidiyattume pillaiyin siru muthal sirippil

[Translation]
Let the sun's rays grace this earth
All the freshness in this world, let your heart unearth
Let the child wake up engulfed in the mother's warmth - and whats more a spectacle
Than letting the day break with the child's gentle crackle

That aint probably doing justice to the depth of the meaning conveyed by those words. I was guilty of letting a lot of things pass by unnoticed as well, until I became jobless and had the "time" to look at these things. But once I did look at them, I just couldnt look back. I am just so happy at being jobless, cos its making me realise things that I wouldnt really thought or cared about otherwise. Such is the beauty and diversity of the things in this world that it makes me proud of our existence. What havent we? From the Flowers to Children to Love to God to the Universe to the Person next to you, everything is so beautiful and is present for a purpose - the sole purpose of making your life worthwhile. After all, a life is a life whether in Earth or Mars. Earth just has so much more to live for. And the next time you crib about all the things u dont have or how someone makes your life miserable, just try to list out the things u do have and the joy u have experienced so far. Bet u cant finish the list. Memories are cherished cos they were ignored or taken for granted when they were "Alive". Learn to live in the present. Then life will become much more pleasurable. Infact every single thing is there for a purpose, if only u really looked at it. If you think its philosophy, thanks! Cos I believe Philosophy is so damn practical..just that people dont see it clearly.

I have always believed that Beauty lies in Simplicity. You will be surprised that the most pleasurable things in this world are very simple in nature..so simple that its very easy to not realise it.

What exactly is a simple pleasure? For the uninitiated, your parents' love, your blessed life so far, your skooling which is provoking all the thots in u now, your neighbourhood which gave u experiences that have shaped u as u r, ur work that has given u ur expertise and varied skills, drenching a parched throat with water, a drizzle in the mid summer, someone wishing u a happy birthday, a hot bath after a tiring day. For a few souls like me, poetry...even the food u eat is a simple pleasure. And these are just a very few of the innumerable pleasures out there. What I feel is the best of the lot, is what was mentioned in the verse above, just an innocent gentle smile, that u smile from time to time...Nothing can beat that. So keep smiling and derive unlimited pleasure. And pleasure leads to happiness. And contentment...and hunger for seeking more pleasure..No wonder they say a smile leads to another smile. So there goes a pleasure reaction. Enjoy it while u can :)

And thanks every one of u, including Ms. V and StarGazer, for giving me a few more pleasures in life worth living for!

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Random Thoughts

Mother's lap...
Father's shoulders...
Sister's happiness...
Lover's pain...

Motherland...
Beach sand...
Encouragement spree...
Rice with ghee...
Practicality of Philosophy...
Performance anxiety...
Luck's traversity...
Masters in university...
Lack of sleep...
Alarm beep...
Darkness of night...
Success in sight...
Meandering thoughts...
Why the three dots...
Star wars
Glittering stars
Formula 1
My life so far
Childhood memories
Unrepresentable ache in my heart
A soft touch
Heavy mind
Silent tear
Slight fear

Arise, I did, from my bed, to just pen down the thoughts I experience before I sleep...What do u think just before u sleep? Just curious to know if our thoughts at this time truly reflect who we are...cos this is one time of the day we dont have to tailor our thoughts to the need of the situation...and nobody to impress or time to catch up.

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Invisible Man

I have been curious about this for a while now..And curiosity kills the saggi. What makes people be in Invisible Mode in yahoo msgr? As a person who is perennially online, I am baffled by the lack of contemplation of this network of youth trying to remain anonymous to friends. The basic purpose of having a messenger is to keep in touch with friends. If the friends keep bugging you, Block and Delete. If you dont want friends to disturb you, Busy. If you are available to chat, Away. Then whats the use of being Invisible? I know guys from India still view internet as a fantasy world after 11pm (when there are no charges). But for the invisible guys and gals in the US and other places, what makes you really become invisible? If people want to contact you, they probably wouldnt as they think you are not available when all you are doing is getting bored on the other side surfing pages and sipping some coffee or beer. If you really only want to keep in touch only with your close friends, why add the rest in your messenger. And a curious comment by one of my invisible friends whom I happened to confront with this kostin recently. All my friends know I am invisible all the time..Then whats the point of being invisible??? It simply beats me in the mid summer's heat. And on hindsight, if people really want to bug u, they would probably bombard you even when u r invisible. And one of the few perennially online with over 150 in my list, I can vouch I dont get too much messages in my messenger in a day. I am online cos it allows my friends to locate me and talk to me whenever they feel like. If I want to talk to them, I do too. Full Stop. Can some invisible person explain their side of the story? Im waiting to hear that.

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Whats goin on buddy?

Whats common between Motorola, HP, NCS and Siemens UK. These are the companies I rejected in the last 2-3 weeks. All this 6 working days before I am officially jobless!. Am I crazy? Am I lazy? Am I cracked? Am I bluffing? These are few pertinent kostins that might arise, but at the end of the day the reaction is just the same..What the hell...Others might map it to the classic "machan, she loved me da, but I rejetted her" kinda false self-praise. Quite possible, coming out of a batch where I would be one of the very few who dint lie to anyone about my grades in univ. Sometimes truth is trivialised to a point of nonsense and insanity that even the truth is shy to come out into the open. Anyone aware why rumours spread like wild fire while philosophy is mocked at? And me being me, I dont really let some things out...and I prefer silence, even in extreme anger or agony, to retaliation.

I aint gonna justify my honesty here, cos its my blog and I dun care a damn whether u believe it or not. I am just penning down my thots currently. A lot of ppl still dun believe ther is something other than money involved in the decisions people make. For me, career aim, job role n life comes before a job. In other words, I might be down the drain in my finances, but I wont make a decision until I know ejjatly what I need to do. And now, I dun have a job, I dun have a cent, but I am happy n confident cos I know what I want to do. Thats gud enuf for me...And for those who feel I have been losing a lot in the last coupla years and still do I wanna lose?... "Am I <>" (Spiderman 1 villian style)

I dun wanna dog fight cos I aint a dog
I dun wanna blog fight either cos I am too lazy to blog
I dun wanna slog cos my brain doesnt like to clog
I dun wanna say anymore but this aint a vail of a dead log

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They say history repeats itself...So I am logging my experience with Phillip Securities here so that I can refer to it in the future to see how I compare with myself...

Window of Opportunity

We look out towards the sky and curse the sun for the sweltering heat in the day-time. In the night, if you chance to look up at the sky, not many will be left unfazed by the expanse signifying so much of stuff out there. Ever read about anyone getting ideas and expressing their feelings during mid-day? How many of those line up in ur mind which refer to the night time? Sky is always the limit only in the night! The vast stretches of sparkling stones remind us of our insignificance and the magnificence of the universe out there.

Now spare a thought for "Opportunity". How many people think of opportunities out there unless you are pressed for one? We do tend to curse the oppression of not having opportunities (just like the mid-day sun) but we only really put in the effort to grab an opportunity and think seriously about the innumerable opportunities around us when we are forced to do so (end of Std XI, last year of college, ur batchmates getting married, ur neighbours getting new cars n houses n so on). There are a zillion opportunities out ther, if only we stopped a second from our "busy schedule" to look at it. Else it will be just like the sky for a person sitting at home and watching tv.

People who stare at the sky can only become astronomers. People just redundantly going through every day of their lives can only find it in dictionaries and documentaries. We do try to generalise the opportunities. We also acknowledge their presence but do little to reap the benefits of going after one. After all, a comet is just a shooting star or a wishful star, if you get what I mean.

So why the title? Opportunity is just like a window. Only when the window gets diminished in size do we realise the importance of looking through that window. Some dont get to see things when they can, and curse the lack of it when they cant. Just like a person whose eyesight diminishes and blanks out, just like the horizon when the night lights up onto a new day, just like when your mother's health wanes, just like when your physique becomes fragile and weak, just like when you hear the last few words from your beloved before departing... Hope is the only thing that person has. Infact I feel the only people who "hope" are the people who dint grab the opportunities when it was abundant and realised them when they can no longer look through the window of opportunity.

Another thing is that people never look at opportunities they are not bothered about...Is ignorance really bliss in this case?

And I aint an exception. I am looking at my opportunities now....

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